it's in my dermis.

Michelle, 22. Oregon/California. Thanagariankin.

funnyordie:

Broken Badly: a Memoir by Walter White Jr.
A chapter from Walter White Jr.’s memoir: Broken Badly: A Story of Lies, Cancer and Crystal Meth.

I’M CRYING OMG

I reached into her underwear. She was as wet as a glass of orange juice. She grabbed me bellow the belt, and I was harder and crisper than a slice of bacon. 

kfasfjdklsa;ewio

funnyordie:

Broken Badly: a Memoir by Walter White Jr.

A chapter from Walter White Jr.’s memoir: Broken Badly: A Story of Lies, Cancer and Crystal Meth.

I’M CRYING OMG

I reached into her underwear. She was as wet as a glass of orange juice. She grabbed me bellow the belt, and I was harder and crisper than a slice of bacon. 

kfasfjdklsa;ewio

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